Happy Caturday, Everypawdy!
I am excited and purry to present you with this week’s intermew: Tiny Timmy’s Healing Journey!
Hazel: Hi Tiny Timmy! Thanks so much for being here. First question, what advice do you have for bright young kittens aspiring to build a web presence?
Timmy: I only set out to do one moovie and helps peoples learn bout da flea products dat hurted mes. Da rest is all mai goodly online friends! Da bestest advice I can gives is always bes yourself and bes true to yourself. Bes kind and genuine and help where yous can. Yous can change da world or just one life. Each is just as important as da oder.
Hazel: Who has been your biggest inspiration and why?
Timmy: I is inspired every day by mai friends. Oliver D Cat who lost his life to flea & tick products and whose peep, Miss Aundria Arlandson, works tirelessly tos make sure no one ever has to bes hurted dat way. She a lil magic worker. Mai friend, Myron Woods, who passed away recently hads a hooge impact on mes. He wuz blind, had seizures and sooper bad allergies but he never let it stop him frum beings a silly boy. Jimmy Jet da blind kitteh who zooms around and has no clue he “sees” differently. And alsos Einstein although hes gots da E=MC2 wrong. It really N (where N is Noms)=Energy*Mass2 I dun knoes what he wuz thinking on dat one!
Hazel: Did he even realize he was doing an equation without noms? That doesn’t make any sense. Anyway, what are some favorite books, movies, plays, and/or TV shows?
Timmy: Books: Les Miserables (Victor Hugo) cuz it has da common person and da more influential trying to create change at great personal sacrifice. Anything Winnie Da Pooh (need I say more?). Homer the Wondercat cuz Homer never let nuttin stops hims! Tiniest Tiger cuz all us fur kittehs needs to knoes we has a big cat inside of us.
Movies: Gladiator, 13th Warrior, Bourne Moovies, Finding Nemo and Cat in Da Hat
TV: Tiny House Nation! Dat mai latest addiction!
Hazel: How do you feel about the rise of feline power, and how do you see that power shaping the world in the future?
Timmy: Well, Hazel, I cans honestly say widout a doubt dat da only thing keeping us kittehs frum dominating da world is thumbs. We thinks better. We has a better work/life balance. We already has peeps enslaved to us. If kittehs had thumbs wes could change da world for da better because we understand:
1) Goodly noms is important so we woulds bans things like GMO crops and pesticides;
2) Sleep is very very very important sos we woulds has mandatory sleep breaks throughout da day and den peeps would bes less tired and sickly;
3) Need I give away all mai secrets of world domination?
Hazel: No no, thumbs are what we as cats have agreed to identify as our goal. Hoomans don’t need to know the other 6 😉 Who would you love to have dinner with? What would you eat and where?
Timmy: I woulds has dinner wid Gandhi in Tibet cuz I hear he dids not eat muchly so der woulds bes more for mes and Tibet really really likes der kitteh kin. I woulds eats (cuz Gandhi woulds not bes eating) anything and everything including, but not limited tos da local fare, pizza and ice cream. Kinda like Kitteh Dim Sum. When I wuz wee before I cames to live where I lives nowishly, all I wuz fed wuz hot pockets, pizza and ice cream. I still reacts when any of dose things is near mes…
Hazel: What are some mistakes you’ve made and what did they teach you?
Timmy: I dun believes in mistakes. I thinks like Edison and Dyson dat da way to succeed is to keeps trying instead of giving ups. Sos you can has a plan and try its out 5,000 times, learning each time how to dos it better. Da only thing dat matters is time 5001 when yous climb dat postie, figure out beyond understanding hows to gets up on da dining table or opens da lid to da Forbidden Noms Box.
Hazel: Last question: if you could say only one sentence to a potential new or existing follower, what would you like them to know?
Timmy: You is an important Ripple – Be The Wave.
Hazel: Be The Wave! Sounds great, thanks Timmy!
Thank YOU reader for reading!