The Case of the Missing Cat Food

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After my post-breakfast nap this morning, I returned to my eating place to have some lunch.

And that’s when I discovered that my bowl was empty!

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Completely, utterly empty!

I put my paw in the bowl just to be sure.

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Yep. My food was gone, and so were my hopes of lunch.

Where did it go?

My first suspect was obvious:

Simon! The other cat I live with who sometimes sneaks food from my bowl.

“Did you partake of my sustenance?” I asked.

He swore on his whiskers that it wasn’t him. He was going to have a bite or two during my nap, sure, but by the time he got there, there wasn’t any left.

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Hmm…maybe I was thinking about it all wrong.

I meowed for my hooman and said “hooman! You forgot to feed me today!”

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And he took one look at my bowl and said “I’m not falling for that again!”

I tried to persuade him, but it was no use.

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Then I sat by the window to think.

Where did my food go?

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And then I saw a car parked outside…

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It was the Chipmobile!

That’s right, today was the 22nd! I had invited Blue Chip over today to celebrate his birthday and the autumnal equinox!

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Photo Credit: Blue Chip

He brought me a plate of his own food from home, and I remembered that we had planned on trading cat food at my place before we went shopping at the catnip megamall with all our kitty friends!

We had a great time and got some good deals.

Happy Birthday Blue Chip!!

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Special Birthday Intermew with Blue Chip!!

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Happy Caturday, Everypawdy!!

Today is my birthday!! It’s also Caturday! I couldn’t be purrier to present you my special birthday intermew with one of my bestest furriends, the hilarious, the smexy, the inimitable:

BLUE CHIP!

Hazel: Hi Blue Chip! Tell us about your name, so unique, yet fitting!

Blue Chip: inspired by blue chip stock, blue chip atheletes n blue poker chips

Hazel: When did you realize you were a smexy beast?

Blue Chip: 10 weeks old when izz got home!

Hazel: You have 30K friends on Facebook! Wow, what an accomplishment! How did you do it?

Blue Chip: by kissing lots of purty felines

Hazel: When’s your birthday, and how do you like to celebrate?

Blue Chip: sept 22nd izz celebrate with online fans/furriends n at home with toona cake sprinkled wiff catnip

Hazel: You wear so many cute little outfits!! Which is your favorite?

Blue Chip: the tshirt that says ‘this is how spoiled looks like’

Hazel: If you could have dinner with anyone, what would you eat and where?

Blue Chip: wiff all purty felines available! we izz go to the seafood buffet

Hazel: If you could travel anywhere, where would you go, and what would you do?

Blue Chip: izz wud go to tokyo n shop for all the fun kitty goodies there

Hazel: What are we going to do tonight?

Blue Chip: we izz going to the catnip megamall!

Hazel: Let’s do it!! Thanks for being my Birthday Intermew and my smexy friend!

And thank YOU readers for reading! You too can be smexy! Support Blue Chip’s smexiness campaign and get a T-Shirt!  

My first year on Earth has been a blast! Here’s to many more!

Warmest Purrs and Always Love,

Hazel