August Intermew Blitz with Mr. Puss!

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Day 13 of my August Intermew Blitz! Meet Mr. Puss!

Advice?

Make furriends with as many kitty pages as you can and ask them to share your page.

Inspiration?

Colonel Meow. I never even considered internet fame until someone said I looked like him…that’s when I found out about him and many other famous cats on the internet.

Entertainment?

I like The Dark Crystal because I think I look like Fizzgig.

Politics?

It reminds me of ancient day Egypt…humans are getting back to their roots of worshipping cats, which is good. It’s better to focus on what makes you smile than what makes you worry.

Dream Date?

I would love to meet Lil Bub! I would take her to the nearby Japanese Gardens in Portland where we can try to catch a delicious koi fish.

Mistakes?

I once jumped off of a 2nd story patio where I could not return home, and it taught me that my Momz will do anything to make sure I get back safely.

Conclusion?

I hope that I can make your internet experience more enjoyable.

Thanks, Mr. Puss!

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August Intermew Blitz with Black Lotus!

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Day 10 of my August Intermew Blitz! Meet Black Lotus!

Advice?

It help to have many friend in real life first. It also good to be unique and not generic cat.

Inspiration?

Probably Lil Bub, who overcome much adversity to be where she is today.

Entertainment?

Books are useless to me unless they are big enough for me to lay on when they are laid flat on surface. For the other entertainments, I enjoy when they have stuff like martial arts, Chinese black magic, all that kind of thing.

Politics?

The Black Lotus empire grows, but the power of all other lotuses grows as well… Maybe feline power will shape things to come in the world at large, but LOTUS POWER will be BEST POWER. It would do the world well to realize this.

Dream Date?

I would love to have dinner with someone with long fingernails who can pet me while I eat, it doesn’t matter who. I am not particular about location of feeding, but unfortunately my diet is very restricted to special food to combat diarrhea. Every other catfood I try cause very bad things to happen.

Mistakes?

I am the BLACK LOTUS, I do not make mistakes!

Conclusion?

The Black Lotus does appreciate all followers, and sends beneficent welcome to all new friends!

Thanks, Black Lotus!