Hazel: Hi Kitties! Thanks for being here! Advice for kitties?
Baldrick and Melchett: Get Mum or Dad to follow you around with a camera all the time. Then as soon as they look away, do something really impressive so they end up missing it 🙂
Hazel: Mol! have the cutest meow and I only perform it once the camera’s off. Inspirations?
Baldrick and Melchett: We’re both big fans of our neighbour Clever Pete, a one-eyed ginger tom. He sits in the middle of the road and refuses to move so all the hoomins have to drive round him! Luckily we live on a slow road 🙂
Hazel: ROFM!! I’m a fan too! What do you like to read or watch?
Melchett: Baldrick loves reading the Argos catalogue and watching the bouncing screensaver on the DVD player.
Hazel: Thoughts on feline power?
Baldrick and Melchett: We’ve always been in charge, we just let the hoomins think that they are.
Hazel: Dream dinner?
Baldrick and Melchett: We just like to have dinner served to us by Mum and Dad, preferably about 4 in the morning.
Hazel: Aww, that’s when we sing the song of our people! How about mistakes?
Baldrick: I used to get stuck in trees a lot – make sure your hoomins have a ladder and know how to use it!
Melchett: I once panicked and fell in a flooded river – learn which end of your garden to run to when you want to run away from something!
Hazel: Oh no! That’s actually super good to know haha. Wow, this has been such a fun intermew, kitties. To conclude, any parting thoughts?
Baldrick: I’m not ginger, I’m marmalade.
Melchett: what’s for dinner?
Hazel: Hopefully something nummy! Thanks kitties!
And thank YOU reader for reading!