August Intermew Blitz with Wilford Brimley, Persian Cat!

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Day 21 of my August Intermew Blitz! Meet Wilford!

Advice?

I would just say listen to your audience…post pictures and the material that they like to see. Interact with your fans. They like that. Don’t just push them aside. You don’t have a popular page without a good audience!

Inspiration?

Oh, there are several internet kitties that inspire me. My mom just adores Grumpy Cat, so I suppose I do too. Of course I’m way out of that level of stardom, MOL. My girlfriend Lana inspires me, she’s on the page Khaleesi, Lana, and Dexter. I also really admire Blue Chip. He’s just so cool and I’m jealous of his wardrobe.

Entertainment?

I’m a cat…can’t say I do a whole lot of reading. MOL. There was that book about Dewey the library cat. I suppose that was a good one! I like watching TV with my mom though…she seems to be into Big Bang Theory and The Walking Dead as well as a few others. We watch a lot of those Hunger Games movies. And she’s obsessed with Pitch Perfect. I could probably sing that soundtrack for you…

Politics?

Of course I love the rise of feline power! Us cats should control the government, I say. We’d do a better job that a lot of those people over there running it now! Being friendly to others, naps throughout the day, etc. We need to continue on our rise so that we can make this world a better place!

Dream Date?

I’d want to meet my beautiful girlfriend Lana and go have dinner with her. We could share a lovely tuna and white ocean fish meal…and I’d have a glass of vodka because well, I love vodka. What’s a romantic place? Paris? We’d go there.

Mistakes?

Don’t leave your vodka unattended…someone else will drink it. I can’t say it taught me a whole lot, just angered me. HA! Oh. And hide your straws. Otherwise the Mom will find them when cleaning, and then you have less straws.

Conclusion?

I’m an awesome cat, because I am named after a famous man with a funny mustache…and how many cats do you know who have a taste for vodka and straws?

Thanks, Wilford!

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Caturday Intermew with Princess Foo Foo!

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Happy Caturday, Furriends!

We have a royal guest today! Welcome Her Royal Majesty, Princess Foo Foo Victoria Anastasia Isabella Hobnobbery Vainglory the First of the Kingdom of “Purrsia” to this week’s edition of the Caturday Intermew Series!

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Hazel: Hi Princess Foo Foo! Thanks for being here! What advice do you have for bright young kittens aspiring to build a web presence? 

Princess Foo Foo: My royal advice to young kittens who aspire to build an online presence is to first, of course, procure the services of a professional human marketing team. Though humans are not the brightest bulbs in the chandelier, they do come in handy sometimes in terms of offering certain services that we felines require; for example: feeding us, cleaning out our litter boxes, pampering us and dealing with the hordes of fans we acquire online!

Hazel: And typing up meownuscripts!

Princess Foo Foo: Usually, humans are so far beneath us intellectually that we can actually convince them to do all these things for us free of charge by simply batting our eyelashes at them, purring, and tolerating their silliness.

Hazel: Who has been your biggest inspiration and why?

Princess Foo Foo: My biggest inspiration has been Princess Diana because she was “the people’s princess.” Even though she was beautiful, elegant, articulate and sophisticated, she still humbled herself to deal with the commoners. That’s what I try to do, of course!

Hazel: What do you like to read or watch?

Princess Foo Foo: My favorite literature includes Shakespeare’s Romeow and Juliet, Proust’s Remembrance of Things Scratched, and Fitzgerald’s The Great Catsby. The play I enjoy most is, of course, Tennessee Williams’ Cat on a Hot Tin Roof! As for films, I’m partial to Aristocats, Milo and Otis and That Darned Cat. The television programs I enjoy most are found on the Animal Planet network: Too Cute and My Cat from Hell. You forgot about music. I’m a big fan of Harry Chapin’s “Cats in the Cradle” and Tom Jones’ “What’s New Pussycat.”

Hazel: How do you feel about the rise of feline power, and how do you see that power shaping the world in the future?

Princess Foo Foo: The rise of feline power is inevitable and sorely needed in this world of increasing chaos. Frankly, being the Supreme Monarch of the Kingdom of Purrsia isn’t enough for me; I have a political platform and world domination is my goal. I wish to see catnip legalized, dive-bombing mockingbirds controlled, and Friskie’s “Party Mix” treats provided at no cost to kitties in need.

Hazel: Speaking of treats, who would you love to have dinner with? What would you eat and where?

Princess Foo Foo: I would enjoy having dinner with the two most handsome felines on earth: Sir Lucifur Fluffypants and Wilford Brimley, Persian Cat. In my romantic dreams, we would sip wine, feast on tuna and salmon, and purr softly beneath the moonlight on a secluded beach somewhere.

Hazel: That sounds nice! I wonder if Lucy is a distant cousin, hmm I have to check with Karen. What are some mistakes you’ve made and what did they teach you?

Princess Foo Foo: The worst mistake I made was knighting that scoundrel, Sir Charles of Brainerd! Sir Charles was a former traitor to the Kingdom of Purrsia who did not wish to see me emerge from exile in an animal shelter to return to my rightful place on the throne. I should have known he was trouble from the start, but being a trusting soul, I forgave him of his past disloyalty and knighted him only to find that he unleashed a vacuum beast from out of a secret chamber known as “the closet!” The beast roared through the palace, causing me to go into hiding beneath the royal bedchamber. I learned then not to trust that scoundrel, Sir Charles, any longer!

Hazel: Interesting, I think that’s the first kitty knighthood-regret I have heard! It has been an honor chatting with Your Highness, so to conclude: if you could say only one thing to a potential new or existing follower, what would you like them to know?

Princess Foo Foo: Here is my one word of advice to a potential new loyal subject or existing fan: When in my presence, please do not forget to bow or curtsy; otherwise, I may have to banish you from the kingdom. 🙂

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Hazel: MOL thanks for the lovely intermew, Princess! 

And thank YOU readers for reading!

A purry curtsy,

Hazel

Caturday Intermew with Snugglefluff!

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Happy Caturday, Everypawdy!

Today I have a pawtastic intermew with my furriend, Snugglefluff!

Hazel: Hi Snugglefluff! Thanks so much for being here. Other than being ridiculously cute and floofy, what advice do you have for bright young kittens aspiring to build a web presence?

Snugglefluff: Be polite and nice to people, always reply to people’s comments and give them your purrrs and smoochies! It’s also nice to share other people’s pages when they ask you to, it doesn’t hurt and it will only take a minute of your time!  🙂 Plus, it’s always nice to make new friends!

Hazel: I love new furriends! Who has been your biggest inspurration and why?

Snugglefluff: That would be Lil’ Bub and any kitty that has been born with disabilities of any way, or been into an accident/or abused in any way and survived with love and compassion.

Hazel: That is inspurring! Kitties can get through a lot with just a little bit of love. What’s a mistake that you’ve made?

Snugglefluff: My mistake would be that I didn’t watch my back when I was near my brofur Batman! He bit me on my neck once more! I should stop being such a silly mind wanderer! *giggle*

Hazel: Ow, that’s gotta hurt! I like asking about mistakes because I’m pretty sure I haven’t made one yet. I also like knowing what you’re reading and watching! What are some of your favorite books, movies, and/or TV shows?

Snugglefluff:

Books: Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck, Dream Hunters by Neil Gaiman

Movies: Hachi: A Dog’s Tale, Rocky, Requiem for a Dream, Mystic River

TV shows: The Simpsons, Charmed, The Fairly OddParents, Hatfields and McCoys and Justified!!

Hazel: I love The Simpsons too! That’s how I knew my breath smelled like cat food! 😉 Who would you love to have dinner with? What would you eat and where?

Snugglefluff: I would love to have dinner with my lovebun Eddie the face! We will eat the best royal food! I will have royal dry food and he will have royal pâté, at my house of course! I need mommy always by my side!!

Hazel: I love that tiara you’re wearing! Speaking of royal felines, how do you feel about the rise of feline power, and how do you see that power shaping the world in the future?

Snugglefluff: I am already wearing my tiara so I will be ready for it! Feline power will rise and we will conquer the world with our purrrrrs and headbonks! Humans will learn to respect and love every feline and animals or else our claws will have the final say!

Hazel: Last question: if you could say only one thing to a potential new or existing follower, what would you like them to know?

Snugglefluff: “If you treat me right and respect me, I will be your eternal purrrring floofy kitty!”

Hazel: Haha what a great offer! Thanks, Snugglefluff, I had a lot of fun!

And thank YOU reader for reading!

A Cordial Purr,

Hazel