Caturday Intermew with Cat Food Breath!


Happy Caturday!!

I am SO EXCITED for today’s intermew with one of my purrsonal kitty heroes, CAT FOOD BREATH! He is pawmazing.


Cat Food Breath

Hazel: Hi Mr. Breath! I hope you are doing well. First question I’d like to ask: What advice do you have for bright young kittens just starting on their social media presence?
Cat Food Breath: Share the wealth.  Not only am I generous with my cat fur, I take time to remind people that shelter cats rock.  I often talk about how wonderful my shelter was, and how grateful I am that they connected me with Thing One.  While it is all about the cat, we are obliged to use our fame and talent to assist others.
(Check out Cat Food Breath’s shelter!

Hazel: I agree! Who knows how many cat authors, presidents, scientists, and role models are waiting to be rescued!  Who has been your biggest inspiration and why?

Cat Food Breath: Why, me,  Of course.  I am awesome.  Who wouldn’t be inspired by me?

Hazel: I sure am! What are some favorite books, movies, plays, and/or TV shows?

Cat Food Breath: I am fond of squishy books and magazines.  These are the best padding for a good nap surface.  I enjoy athletic events on television, so I can work on my fitness while I nap through the broadcast.
Hazel: Check out “First-Degree Fudge” by Christine DeSmet. They don’t have sushi fudge yet, but it’s a nice, soft book to snuggle with and reminds me of food. Speaking of which, who would you love to have dinner with? What would you eat and where?
Cat Food Breath: Jiro Ono.  I’d like him to serve me dinner at his restaurant, then we could move along to an all-you-can-eat buffet with shrimp and sardines.

Hazel: Ask him if they have sushi fudge! What are some mistakes that have shaped your worldview and/or approach to social media?
Cat Food Breath: Mistakes?  I am a CAT.  Kitties do not make mistakes.
Hazel: I still don’t know what mistakes are, maybe it’s just a human thing. How do you feel about the rise of feline influence, and how do you see that influence shaping the world in the future?
Cat Food Breath: This is no surprise.  Cats are smart, cute, and tech-savvy.  Of course we would take over the internet like we took over our own homes.  I can’t tell you much about how feline influence will impact the world, as that is Secret Cat Stuff.  You get that information on a need-to-know basis.  If you aren’t a cat, you don’t need to know.
Hazel: I have a question about that, but I’ll ask you at the thing we aren’t going to at night (wink wink). So just one last question:
If you could say only one thing to a potential new or existing follower, what would you like them to know?
Cat Food Breath: I have a nice, free dog available.  It comes with a vacuum, rocking chair, and Thing Two.  All free.  It’s a great deal, don’t delay.
Hazel: Don’t delay, readers! Thanks so much, Cat Food Breath. You’re the best!
Cat Food Breath: I know I’m the best.  Duh.
And thank YOU readers for reading!
Until next time! Stay tuned for a Spanish-language Caturday Intermew edition with Morris: el CandiGato!